So many stories, so much to mock (Angelina Jolie)

So many stories, so much to mock
Vallejo Times-Herald - A Pitt-i-ful excuse - In the October issue of Esquire magazine, actor Brad Pitt had this to say about the potential of marrying Angelina Jolie, the mother of his child: "Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who
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Fake Brangelina Bodyguard Faces up to Three Years in Prison if
NAMC Newswire - Department of Homeland Security. This is what he claimed he was when he applied for a bodyguard position at the Sunset Protective Services and Investigations. This is the same security firm that both Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt depend on for their
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Scarlet elephant has animal lovers seeing red
CNN - Cards handed out at the opening, which included such guests as Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, read: "There's an elephant in the room. There's a problem we never talk about." The statement went on to say that many people live below the poverty line. Ed
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BRIAN DICKERSON: A new home gadget is set to do ?
Detroit Free Press - The newest addition to Angelina Jolie's adopted family. 9. Of the 220,900 college graduates who moved to Michigan between 2001 and 2005, how many were immigrants? A. More than 90%. B. About two-thirds. C. About half. D. About one-quarter. 10. Which of the
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Pak may allow filming of Jolie's Daniel Pearl flick
Kerala Next - Islamabad, Angelina Jolie's latest flick, based on the killing of Daniel Pearl, may be granted permission for filming by Pakistani authorities, if a request is made through proper channels. Police last month detained crew members who were shooting
Source: www.keralanext.com

Brits choose holiday partners for sun, sand, and a laugh
WebWire - Elsewhere in the list, Kylie Minogue and Angelina Jolie are the only other non-Brits in a top ten dominated by British personalities. Whilst good looks and the fun factor clearly play an important part when choosing Britain s favourite holiday
Source: www.webwire.com

Affable Ellen to host this year's Oscars
Contra Costa Times - Brad Pitt says he won't marry Angelina Jolie until the restrictions on who can marry whom are dropped. This from a guy whose sweetheart was all but making out with her brother at the Oscars a few years back. "Angie and I will consider tying the knot
Source: www.contracostatimes.com

Ellen presents the envelope
Houston Voice Online - BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE jet around the globe adopting babies and promoting their various and assorted causes. Along with an African baby, they ve recently adopted a pro-gay stance on marriage rights. All is revealed in Esquire magazine s
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Experience the beauty of Gocek
Turkish Daily News - Madonna, Jennifer Lopez, Britney Spears, Winona Ryder and Angelina Jolie. The nominations for the Golden Raspberry or Razzie awards for 2002's worst films, actors and actresses were announced on Monday, a day ahead of Oscar nominations, and this year
Source: www.turkishdailynews.com.tr