POW/MIA Flag Presented to Angelina County Sheriff
The Vietnam Veterans of America made a patriotic tribute to the sheriff of Angelina County. Chapter 931 presented a flag to Sheriff Kent Henson in honor of Prisoners of War and soldiers Missing in Action.
Source: www.ktre.com

Forest Festival kicks off this week
Everyone is ready, and this year there's not a hurricane looming on the horizon.
Source: www.lufkindailynews.com

Wannabe Brangelina Bodyguard Posts Bail
A prosecutor says a man accused of impersonating a Homeland Security Agent and who wanted to provide security for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie has been granted $15,000 bail.
Source: cbs2.com

Banksy accused of abusing painted elephant
Animal welfare officials have tried to close down an exhibition featuring an elephant painted to look like wallpaper. British artist Banksy 'abused' the animal by spray-painting it for a show protesting at world poverty, officials in Los Angeles said.
Source: www.thisislondon.co.uk

YOU SEXY THINGS
THE results of the Daily Record Sex Survey are here at last and we can reveal just what Scots get up to behind closed doors. We asked you to tell us how often you have sex, who you have it with and where.
Source: www.dailyrecord.co.uk

Heder gets average grades in 'School'
The other day my roommate asked me what I did that day. "Oh, I did some homework, watched some T.V., then called up Billy Bob Thornton to see what he was up to these days."
Source: www.collegian.psu.edu